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Who Hijacked My Fairy Tale Show Preview from Kelly Swanson on Vimeo.

A NIGHT OF COMEDY AND INSPIRATION

FOR WHEN YOUR GLASS SLIPPER TURNS OUT TO BE PLASTIC

Based on the book Who Hijacked My Fairy Tale? by Kelly Swanson

She just wanted to be a princess.

Was that too much to ask?

Apparently so.

A modern-day fairy tale...

Step into the magical, heartwarming, incredibly funny journey of a wayward southern belle who went from being a shy child who tried to be invisible, to a tacky woman who just won't shut up. 

This story starts and ends on the other side of the fairy tale - the place the books and movies never showed you. To the land of muffin tops and turkey necks, ungrateful children, and fairy dust that turned out to be just dust. 

Award-winning storyteller, comedian, and author, Kelly Swanson, will have you laughing your way through her twisted journey to a happier ever after. And just when you least expect, your heart gets tugged on.

But that isn't the true magic of this show...

The true magic of this show isn't just the comedy and the stories. It's a show that's also about YOU.  For as you walk through Kelly's story, you find yourself standing in your own, and realizing that it's not too late to find your own happier ever after.

A night you'll never forget.

A message you'll always remember.

Grab your girlfriends and share the experience.

in one colossal girls' night out.

 

BECAUSE IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO WRITE A NEW ENDING TO YOUR FAIRY TALE.

"More than just a comedy show"

Authentic Heart Centered Storytelling

“….brilliant, moving, and truly transformational on many levels. The power of authentic, heart centered storytelling opens minds and hearts in a way that goes beyond explanation. Thank you for being a shining light in our world, and for showing us all a more effective and genuine way to share our lives with one another.”

Elizabeth B.

We Laughed 'Til We Cried

“She made us laugh til we cried and still made us think and connect. For some of our  staff who traveled from event to event and heard her show 7 times in a row – we still laughed – every time. She’s that funny! Not only did we find an incredible performer  – we also found a friend!”

Sherry B.

A Hilarious, Life-Changing Experience

"...I admired the way you engaged your audience and carried all of us to the height of hilarity, and then down to the poignancy of life, and then back to hilarity. Throughout the show, your authenticity and sincerity came through. Seeing you was a life-changing experience for me.”

Sherry W.

Thank You For Deciding to Dance

"...She made me laugh, she made me cry and she made me want to tell others all about her and to stay on the funny side of life. Thank you Kelly for ‘deciding to dance’ and become a professional storyteller and bringing us into your world.”

Johnine F.

ABOUT KELLY SWANSON

Kelly Swanson been charming hearts and tickling funny bones for over 15 years – in over 70 venues a year – for hundreds of thousands of happy audiences.  

MORE ABOUT KELLY

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